A Series of Uncomfortable Events
Mary. 18. Michigan, USA.

Don't watch TV or listen to music, unless you want to end up like me: crying over unreachable band members and fictional character.

flowersmaywilt:

It’s cool, I’m fine.

beatrispriorities:

Fiction is more than a story.

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

madnessistheexcuse:

catie-does-things:

Sometimes I forget that Julie Andrews is an actress and not the ruler of a small European principality.

wait what

butttom:

when the whole squad faded 

purradox:

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

there are people that cant do that??????????

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

failbag:

vinegod:

Sandwich making w/ Zayn Malik by Kurtis Conner

I think about this every day

frickingirish:

remember when near the end of up all night harry was just totally done with the others fucking with him during his solo 

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